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Limited edition apparel and accessories for the beautifully unhinged, painfully self-aware, and terminally online.

🔥 Latest Drop

EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE (don't even try)
NEW ARRIVAL

Emotionally Unavailable Hoodie

Limited edition heavyweight hoodie for those who need a physical manifestation of their emotional state.

$65.00 $75.00
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👕 Collections

DIGITAL DISSOCIATION

Digital Dissociation

Our flagship collection exploring the space between online and offline existence.

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TERMINALLY ONLINE

Terminally Online

For those who live more in the digital realm than the physical one.

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CULT ESSENTIALS

Cult Essentials

The basics every cult member needs. Starter pack for the beautifully unhinged.

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💻 Digital Dissociation Collection

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DISSOCIATION loading reality... [ ERROR 404 ]

Dissociation Tee

Oversized tee with glitched reality print.

$35.00
ERROR 404 EMOTIONS NOT FOUND

Error 404 Hoodie

When your emotions can't be found.

$65.00
NEW
GLITCH SYSTEM REBOOT

Glitch Beanie

For when your brain needs a reboot.

$28.00

📱 Terminally Online Collection

DOOM SCROLL just 5 more minutes

Doom Scroll Sweater

Cozy up with your existential dread.

$55.00
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DIGITAL DETOX (ironic, I know)

Digital Detox Tote

Ironic accessory for your devices.

$18.00 $25.00
ANXIETY PLAYLIST 12 TRACKS TO SPIRAL TO

Anxiety Playlist

Digital download with 12 curated tracks.

$9.99

🖤 Cult Essentials Collection

CULT MEMBER one of us. one of us.

Cult Member Tee

The official uniform of our collective.

$30.00
NOT OKAY :( PIN SET

Not Okay Pin Set

Set of 3 enamel pins for your jacket or bag.

$15.00
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EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

Existential Crisis Hat

For when you need to hide from reality.

$25.00

✨ More Cult Favorites

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER favorite person edition

BPD Favorite Person Tee

For when you're someone's entire world.

$32.00
NO FRIENDS JUST VIBES (and cats)

No Friends Hoodie

Embrace the solitude with this cozy statement piece.

$60.00
NEW
TIKTOK FAMOUS CAT MOM UNHINGED :) (but not really) STICKER PACK

TikTok Famous Sticker Pack

5 vinyl stickers for your laptop, phone, or water bottle.

$12.00
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA born 1995, still not okay

SoCal '95 Tee

Vintage-inspired design for the 90s kids.

$32.00

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